Being Classy in the Hamptons

I spent this weekend in the Hamptons with a small group of 23 other New Yorkers. We sunned, ate lots of food, played a little beer pong, and stared at spectacle of creatures populating Neptunes. These people are intense, to say the least. Think Gucci fanny packs, shirtless juiced-up punk rockers/guido boys, some of the most tattooed people, girls who find a way to wear as little clothing as possible, lots of jiggling cellulite on the dance floor and tons of fake boobs. People watching at its best. 

Yeah, Neptunes!

Eating the perfect bagel while soaking up some sun: multigrain everything with half cream cheese, half almond butter and bananas.