One particularly unsettling dream involved Ryan Seacrest trying to seduce me. We were in a room and just as he starts to kiss me Paula Abdul and Randy walk in and stop this madness. Paula says in disbelief, "Ryan, I thought you were a Christain!" (seems even I subconsciously think that wanting to kiss me is an act only the Devil would pursue) She shakes her head and leaves the room. Randy then goes, "This is not cool Dawg" and leaves as well. I am shocked at their outbursts and Ryan has to kindly explain that I had some sort of connection that got a contestant into the show and Ryan wanting to kiss me was a conflict of interest.
I think my dream world may be a bit confused. Kissing Ryan Seacrest will always be a conflict of interest for me. Always.
PS. I am not the least bit attracted to Ryan Seacrest, don't even watch American Idol and it definitely was not on TV before I fell asleep. I have no idea why I dreamt this. Any ideas?
Just looking at this picture I shiver, in a bad way.