I am a Klutz, with a capital K.

I had a slight mishap earlier this week and bruised my leg. This is by far the worst bruise I have ever gotten. Worse than when I landed on the corner of my dresser, was in a car accident, ran into a shut sliding glass door or passed out in the middle of show and hit my face on the ledge. Also, it is important to note that alcohol was not the cause of these accidents, I have issues.

Day 1 and Day 3. They look way worse in person.